The Climate Bullshit TV Channel On Cable

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Good morning law abiding crusher of democracy, we are here in our seats as we are every single morning to keep you occupied by raising questions with a whole Channel On Live telling you all about what we know about something none of us can either control, predict or do anything else than accept the fact that the weather is like the weather is. Some years ago before you were born we had inventors, such great inventors  that invented, thats right, not discovered the term for which we are used to call temperatures. In a range from 5 to 35 percent out of a total 100 we are certified to take you on a journey diving into speculations on how high or how low they’re gonna be, just maybe, somewhere near where you may walk around at around some time as long as that son of a bitch, the sun crosses over our sky causing us constantly that we’re alive, and in the end is just another lame duck excuse to keep the sleepers in their beds 24/7 which is defined in our network’s constitution as a primary goal, the other to act as the information shown and spoke of is of vital relevance to anyone under the layers of ozon (which we refrain from talking about shrinks and dims) – vital as everything that our competitors do over at The Sport Channel, The Shop Channel, the Bible Scandal Channel, the Bible Channel, The NEWS channels are kind enough with their status to get us VIP tickets to Springsteen in August and next week an important meeting will be held, if all feel fresh and well, about raising the number of female co-workers to another minimum level despite the Supreme Court, the Electoral College, The Pentagon, White House, UN Building and JFK airport and all cafeterias around rely upon. After taking you down memory lane showing you how the weather was today, moving on to commercial, boobs and hotlines for victims of mass shootings executed before the NRA got their natural hold of them. As a fetus in their grandmother’s womb. If you still haven’t got that sleep out of your eyes what I will do is hit repeat.

Good morning law abiding crusher of democracy, we are here in our seats as we are every single morning to keep you occupied by raising questions with a whole Channel On Live telling you all about what we know about something none of us can either control, predict or do anything else than accept the fact that the weather is like the weather is. Some years ago before you were born we had inventors, such great inventors  that invented, thats right, not discovered the term for which we are used to call temperatures. In a range from 5 to 35 percent out of a total 100 we are certified to take you on a journey diving into speculations on how high or how low they’re gonna be, just maybe, somewhere near where you may walk around at around some time as long as that son of a bitch, the sun crosses over our sky causing us constantly that we’re alive, and in the end is just another lame duck excuse to keep the sleepers in their beds 24/7 which is defined in our network’s constitution as a primary goal, the other to act as the information shown and spoke of is of vital relevance to anyone under the layers of ozon (which we refrain from talking about shrinks and dims) – vital as everything that our competitors do over at The Sport Channel, The Shop Channel, the Bible Scandal Channel, the Bible Channel, The NEWS channels are kind enough with their status to get us VIP tickets to Springsteen in August and next week an important meeting will be held, if all feel fresh and well, about raising the number of female co-workers to another minimum level despite the Supreme Court, the Electoral College, The Pentagon, White House, UN Building and JFK airport and all cafeterias around rely upon. After taking you down memory lane showing you how the weather was today, moving on to commercial, boobs and hotlines for victims of mass shootings executed before the NRA got their natural hold of them. As a fetus in their grandmother’s womb. If you still haven’t got that sleep out of your eyes what I will do is hit repeat.

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